[美式卡通翻譯] Dilbert - S02E04 - The Trial

這一集真是扯到爆了，好笑的要死。

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註１：錄音帶原文－We will enable timely, knowledge-based decision-making based on
real-time information by implementing an enterprise resource management system.

老闆原文－We will entangle timid, college-based precision markets based on full-time
 repudiation by instigating a...... something, something. Whatever.

註２：錄音帶原文－The disconnects between gross margin and leverage will be harnessed
 for commercial ventures.

老闆原文－The discotheques between gross margarine and beverages will be harmless to your dentures.

註３："On, shoot!"－口語上用作該死、討厭的歎詞，但shoot為射擊、開火之意。

註４："Dead man walking......down the aisle"－把送死囚上路時的"Dead man walking"
和送新人上教堂時的"Walking down the aisle"合而為一。

註５：The big house為對監獄的俗稱。